The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles
A screwball comedy fiction podcast that follows the misadventures of a wanna-be actress as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become the Next Big Thing.
Episodes
February 20, 2019 • 48 secs
The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a podcast sitcom that follows the adventures of a wanna-be actress and influencer on her journey to become Hollywood's Next Big Thing
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April 15, 2019 • 17 mins
Follow the comic misadventures of a wannabe actress and influencer as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become a star!
Cast: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer ias Dave
David Allen as Carlötta's acting coach and Nathan Fillion
Chris Cleveland as Carlötta's Dad
Brooklyn Jones as stage manager and casting director.
Ann Sloan as Stana Katic
Raechel Wong as Carlötta's mom and barista.
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April 29, 2019 • 19 mins
When Carlötta's manager Dave lands her a gig at the Cannes Film Festival, it's a dream come true for this struggling actress. What could possibly go wrong?
Cast: Samantha Gordon is Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer is Dave
Chris Cleveland is Dr. Dirk
This episode also features Brooklyn Jones and Raechel Wong.
Our theme song was composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyics by Ann Sloan
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May 13, 2019 • 17 mins
Carlötta is up for a part in a new movie but the role requires an Irish accent and she doesn't know how to do one. Luckily, her manager Dave has a magically delicious idea!
CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave and Irish Parishoner
David Allen as Irish Priest and Casting Director
Aleksandra Kaniak as Bridget Mary Margaret O’Shaughnessy
Chelsea Kwoka as Tiffani
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloa...
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May 27, 2019 • 18 mins
Carlötta's innocence is destroyed when she uncovers a trashy secret about her Hollywood idol. Now, will she turn whistle-blower and expose the celebrity as a fraud?
CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Security Guard, Harvey Levin, Sir Ian McKellen
Aleksandra Kaniak as Waxer
Chelsea Kwoka as TMZ Producer and Mystical Voice
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan
Co-produced by Laura...
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June 10, 2019 • 19 mins
When Carlötta meets an entrepreneur who calls himself "The Elon Musk of the Colonic Industry" she finds herself in deep doo-doo.
CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Newscaster, Guy Pence, Vladimir Hamsandovich, 3 Pervert Suitors
Vivia Armstrong as Agent Longher
Ryan Manuel as Agent Harter, Om-ing Yogi
Chelsea Kwoka as Tiffani
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan
Co-produced by L...
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June 24, 2019 • 17 mins
Carlötta may be headed to prison if the FBI can make their case! One problem though - she swore off jumpsuits ages ago! Federal crimes maybe, but fashion crimes? Not this fashionista!
CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Guy Pence
Vivia Armstrong as Agent Longher
Ryan Manuel as Agent Harter
Chelsea Kwoka as Newscaster
Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan
Co-produced by Laura Lips...
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July 8, 2019 • 20 mins
Carlötta gets a job with a Hollywood celebrity but suffers another stinging humiliation under his employ. Is this the kiss of death to her dream of becoming of star? Will she say ta-ta to La La Land and head on back to Jersey?
CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Dominick Baggadonitz
Karen Law as Waze App Voice, Housekeeper
Heidi Strock as Giggle App Voice
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July 22, 2019 • 22 mins
Carlötta lands a gig working for Khloe Kardashian and comes face to face with her idol. It will be THE moment that makes or breaks Carlötta's career.
CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Bruno, Snobby Party-Goer, Matthew McConnaughy
Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian, Server, Party-Goer
Justin Mayer as YaYa, British Newscaster
Heidi Strock as Giggle App Voice
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December 10, 2019 • 1 min
Welcome to our sophomoric season! Carlötta must grapple with the newfound perils of celebrity and decides this fame thing is gonna-be a total no-brainer!
Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan.
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as a whole bunch of characters
Season Two theme song composed and sung by Jesse Billson. Lyrics by Ann Sloan.
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January 20, 2020 • 17 mins
Carlötta wakes up and finds herself accidentally famous! With her manager/landlord Dave off the grid (perhaps permanently?) Carlötta must grapple with her new-found celebrity alone. What's a diva to do?!?
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Dame Pickles, Nigel Pillow, Dominick Baggadonitz
Victoria Hansen as Willow Dinge.
Tim Lanterman as Production Assistant, Fan
Ann Sloan as Great Grand...
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February 3, 2020 • 18 mins
When Carlötta Beautox gets invited to the Oscars, finding a dress for her red carpet debut will prove to be a challenge. Plus, Carlötta decides it's finally time to settle down and find that special someone to share her life with! Adulting is hard!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Carlötta Blowtox, Assistant #1
Victoria Hansen as Assistant #2
Justin Mayer as YaYa
Ann Sloan as The Crab...
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February 17, 2020 • 19 mins
Carlötta's dreams are all coming true! She's walking the red carpet and on the arm of a movie star. Plus, she's wearing an Oscar dress that out-Gagas Gaga. It's perfection...until she has a run-in with a major Hollywood celebrity.
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Sarah Agor as Maria Mimosa
David Allen as Reporter 1, Production Manager, Crash Dashman
Justin Mayer as Faye Dunaway
Rachel Wong as Basic...
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February 21, 2020 • 2 mins
Introducing "Pillow Talks" -- an interview mini-show hosted by the almost-Pulitzer Prize winning critic, bon vivant, and once-relevant bloviator Nigel Pillow. "Pillow Talks" gets intimate with some of the more fascinating characters who move through Carlötta Beautox's world.
CAST:
David Allen as Nigel Pillow
Ann Sloan as The Hermit Crabs
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in Nor...
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March 2, 2020 • 20 mins
Carlötta gets her first visit from family since she became a star: her Aunt Flo from Florida. Will Aunt Flo cramp her style? Boy Howdy, you can count on it!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Amy Lyndon as Aunt Flo
Raechel Wong as Basic Amy
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
M...
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March 16, 2020 • 15 mins
Where we answer the musical question: Why are we doing a musical episode? There's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube when we lose our musical virginity.
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Written/Produced/Directed by Ann Sloan
Original Music Produced by Peter McEvilley
Engineered and mixed by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California
ORIGINAL MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox T...
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March 30, 2020 • 21 mins
Carlötta goes to a high school reunion ready to rub her newfound celebrity in everyone's faces -- especially the mean-girl squad who once made her life miserable!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Sarah Agor as Donna and Random Jersey Girl 1
David Allen as Tony No Big and Random Jersey Guy
Vivia Armstrong as Stel...
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April 6, 2020 • 1 min
Join bon vivant and once relevant critic Nigel Pillow in an unreal interview with Sir Ian McKellen.
CAST:
David Allen as Nigel Pillow and Sir Ian McKellen
Ann Sloan as The Sound Engineer
Written, produced, directed by Ann Sloan
Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording
Music from https://filmmusic.io"NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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April 13, 2020 • 18 mins
Carlötta's world is about to be turned upside down when TMZ airs a documentary that threatens to expose her as a fraud. She could lose everything including her beloved celebrity-hood!
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
David Allen as Harvey Levin and Dominick Baggadonitz
Victoria Hansen as Miss Rukland and Khloe Kardashian
Justi...
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April 30, 2020 • 21 mins
Step aside Demi Lovato, Cancel Culture has a new It Girl and her name is Carlötta Beautox. Facing utter ruination, her followers all gone, how will Carlötta Beautox dig her way out of this calamity?
CAST:
Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox
Trevor Lissauer as Dave
Sarah Agor as Cougar and Reporter #1
David Allen as Gustav and Reporter #2 ...
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